I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him
I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”
and he went dead silent
had the opportunity and fucking seized it
My little sister just said “Why do boys call us(girls) ‘dude’?!? We are not ‘dudes' we are ladies!”
and all I can think is….
and I just can’t lmfao