Live Your Life 4 U

humpkin-pie:

peaceful times before the skeleton war

humpkin-pie:

peaceful times before the skeleton war

(via kingsleyyy)

hotwhiteguy:

hotwhiteguy:

i lost my number, can you give me yours

no no no not your phone number your credit card number

(via nigerianqueenofhearts)

baconsloth:

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

had the opportunity and fucking seized it

(via nigerianqueenofhearts)

queens4ss:

My little sister just said “Why do boys call us(girls) ‘dude’?!? We are not ‘dudes'  we are ladies!”

and all I can think is….

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and I just can’t lmfao

yepitsprep:

I’m really obsessed with the quotes they’ve put in the windows

yepitsprep:

I’m really obsessed with the quotes they’ve put in the windows

(via sayyestobeautifuldays)

saltwaterandink:

lesb1an:

He is cute as shit

Kids React To: The sudden realization of their own mortality

(Source: lolgifs.net, via mudblood228)